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bro's & ho's 

used normally to describe annoying frat boys and sorority girls,sometimes used for jocks and meatheads and ditzy girls.
All the people in the sports bar were total bro's and ho's.
bro's & ho's by erin October 26, 2004

bro's before ho's 

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
bro's before ho's by jdswtf July 20, 2008

bro ho skank 

Bro ho skanks are the ones that got away.
Guy 1: Man she was such a bro ho skank last night, giving Jeremy a blumpkin
bro ho skank by :);(;):(:):)):): November 25, 2022
Girl can you believe how many women they have fucked? Doesn’t surprise me they are ho bros.
Ho bros by ReesesAphridite April 5, 2022

hobrosexual

n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!

Hobrosexual

Hobrosexual(s):

2 or more homeless males (always travelling together) who frequently surf the couches of several different females. Famously known to ask: "what's the wifi?", "Can you swoop me?", "You got a shell?".
You ain't shit but a hobrosexual
Hobrosexual by TNA$TY July 5, 2023