n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!
by Rix, Dan-Dan, and C-Force November 08, 2009
Hobrosexual(s):
2 or more homeless males (always travelling together) who frequently surf the couches of several different females. Famously known to ask: "what's the wifi?", "Can you swoop me?", "You got a shell?".
2 or more homeless males (always travelling together) who frequently surf the couches of several different females. Famously known to ask: "what's the wifi?", "Can you swoop me?", "You got a shell?".
You ain't shit but a hobrosexual
by TNA$TY July 05, 2023