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Hitomi Yoshizawa 

An ex-leader and 4th generation member of the Japanese girl group, Morning Musume. She is best known for being the most tomboy-ish member of the group as well as one with the most strong personality and sense of humor. Often referred to as Yossie/Yoshi/yossui.
I have a girl crush on Hitomi Yoshizawa after watching her perform Mr. Moonlight.
Hitomi Yoshizawa by lslickyv January 7, 2011

Hitomi J-Cup 

Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.

Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.

Kyle: What is it?

Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.

Kyle: I don't think it will help.

Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
Hitomi J-Cup by TheMuffPuffer October 8, 2012

Hitomi Kyoto 

Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.
“Who’s your favorite character from Pjsekai?”
“Hitomi Kyoto of course!!”

Sawaii Hitomi 

Sawaii Hitomi belongs to the Naruto OC fandom.She is a beautiful character with blue eyes and orange hair.She can use crystal jutsu and because of that,she got nicknames like Crystal princess/Crystal Hime.She is very popular over the internet and if you google the name Sawaii Hitomi you will probably see a lot of drawings of Sawaii made by her fans.
Sawaii Hitomi is a very popular OC that belongs to the Naruto fandom.
Sawaii Hitomi by Luciana Dobre November 17, 2015

Honda Hitomi 

A Japanese member of a girl group called IZ*ONE. Wrote the lyrics for the song "Merry-go-round" by IZ*ONE. Part of dance line. Cutest human being on earth. A bread lover.
"savagely cute is Honda Hitomi's brand"
"omg, look at Honda Hitomi's abs!"
"Honda Hitomi is a dancer and a lyricist"
Honda Hitomi by dancingyena March 3, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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