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Hirt: when someone is just fucking awesome and does crazy shit all the time
In austria a saying that goes :" whoa is der hirt", meaning someones doing something extraordinary
hirt by DaHirt June 1, 2017
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the word ā€œhurtā€ but with an i
holy shit daniel my period cramps hirt
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Present tense for hirting. When your sister dislikes the way you colored your hair.
Wow that really hirt. or I am very hirt.
Hirt by hairtyes June 5, 2021
dont be a hirth
hirth by ggphc October 26, 2017
Possessing body hair to an extent as to cause confusion and/or puzzlement as to one's actual nature.
Not sure what the fuck that was; definitely hirtuse.
hirtuse by joefu June 24, 2011

hannah hirtz 

The prettiest girl out there no one gets in her way she's a delicate girl but has amazing friends to bring her back up. She has so many friends but only about 2-4 are real. She doesn't have a lot of self cofidence but everyone else sees how beautiful she is and how such an amazing person she is. She has amazing friends that care about her so deeply. Everyone is jelous and wants to be her. Your bestie BC made this ilyssssm
Guy one: wow Hannah's hot af

Guy two: ya i know I wish I could be her bf
Hannah hirtz
Guy three: no she's mine

Guy four: GUYS you know I've liked he for a long time I get to ask her out
Everyone fight about it and her bestie Brooke goes and punches everyone in the face

Brooke: there we go got if figured out bestie
hannah hirtz by Besties4TheResties December 14, 2018
When you are dumb and misspell hurts with an ā€œIā€
My legs hirts
hirts by burhbillg October 3, 2019
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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