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Hipsternary

The Hipsternary is the essential book for hipsters. With in its pages it defines the rules of being a hipster, dos and don'ts, underground slang, slogans, bands, designers, ect.
Is that band really hipster? Look it up in the Hipsternary
by plokijug October 2, 2011
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hipsternation

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.
A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
by SaltySand October 26, 2010
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hipstertarian

A young, trendy libertarian in his/her late teens, 20s, or early 30s who jumped on the bandwagon during the height of Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Bob Barr's popularity. This person is usually of an upper-class or upper-middle class background and is more or less a conservative Republican at heart, but doesn't want to identify as such, for fear of being ostracized and kicked out of parties with free drugs and access to beautiful people of the opposite sex. While identifying as "libertarian", this person usually believes in many positions of the mainstream Republican Party and may be staunchly pro-life, staunchly anti-immigration, and a supporter of Fox News and A.M. Talk Radio. Hipstertarians may have tattoos, piercings, and a penchant for drinking and can often go unnoticed. Additionally, their horrible fashion sense, effeminate behavior, and Kings of Leon LP collections make them blend in with liberal, anarchist, and apolitical hipsters. Assuming you reign in your knee-jerk urge to beat them senseless, please remind them in a calm and eloquent fashion that Ron Paul is, in fact, a paleo-conservative and not a libertarian, and that their entire life is a bloated, phantasmagorical sham that caught AIDS and died in the back of a thrift store.
Not only does that weird indie chick have a rat tail and a Calvin & Hobbs tattoo on her thigh, she's also a Fox News-loving hipstertarian!
by Abercrombie's Bitch September 22, 2011
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