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Hippo Sex 

When fat people have sex.
"After their daily visit to the fast food restaurant, Barbara and John have hardcore hippo sex!"
Hippo Sex by Gravitee May 13, 2010
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hard hippo sex 

when you get your fatass cock stuck inside her tight pussy and you grunt like a horny hippo
i heard that emily and ethan got stuck in hard hippo sex
hard hippo sex by anonymous December 13, 2020

Hippy sex 

When the person you sleep with is hairy and you enjoy it.
Person 1: ‘’I love me some hippy sex’’
Person two: ‘’what’s that?’’
Person 1: ‘’This party is full of hippies and they don’t shave (anywhere) ‘’
Hippy sex by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

Sexy hippo 

A HIPPO WITH A NICE ASS THIGHS

OMG Thevcat orwnge juice tho.
big as hell eyes and ass mmmm so loucious

hippo sexy hippo hippo sexy smexy hippo
Sexy hippo by KordieVook February 25, 2017

Sexy hippo 

BIG ASS, ASS AND THEM THIGHS MMMM OH YEAA *MOANS* *ORGASM*
hippo sexy sexy hippo mmm hippo sex
Sexy hippo by KordieVook February 25, 2017

hipposexumus 

Engaging in wild animal sex with a person over 300 lbs.!
Damn i hit that girl up las night with some hipposexumus!

Oh shit boy i so regret having hipposexumus last night that fat bitch left me lipping!


hipposexumus by Amber & Santos August 19, 2008
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