Hiplets 

refers to a group of three hipsters living in Los Angeles who operate an underground prostitution business, catering to the profoundly old and slow. their menu of options for clients is rumored to be Hemingway-esque in length and style and includes acts such as the "Gassy Turtle" and the "Naughty Nub Rub".

In addition to their specialization in geriatric pleasure, the Hiplets are also a singing group. they sing bizarre and unnecessary a capella arrangements of R&B songs, and they are always ALWAYS drunk. whiskey drunk. They drink George Dickel Tennessee whiskey.

the hiplets are in the employment of Whiskey Houston. Whiskey is their mentor, their muse, their pimp, and their manager. She is the boss, and they do as she says.

"Childbirth was very painful and long because she was birthing Hiplets."

Hiplets by i'msoscared October 10, 2011

hiplets 

The lateral protrusions of a girl's hips that are out of proportion with her legs and ass. In particular, these features are obvious in tight jeans or a G-string.

No, I mean the stripper with the flat ass and those hiplets rubbing together as she stumbled around in those stilettos.

hiplets by P-kiddy January 12, 2010

hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

hiplet 

A beautiful girl of the hippie variety that typically frequents Allman Bros. shows and the occasional Phish show who freely bares all with no regard to her surroundings preferrably small tootsies and a halter top and free flowing nature print skirt.

Hey man check out that hiplet over there playing her vagina like a harpsichord to the tune of Soulshine at the Allman Bros show.

hiplet by DosedinDenmark March 7, 2009

hiples 

Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!

Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!

hiples by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

Hiplet 

(N) pronounced, "hip-lit." Definition, A little or youth hipster, commonly seen with long bangs combed to one side of the face, wearing oversized neon color shoes with the toungs sticking out, half zipped jackets, XXXS pants, riding fixed gears. tends to be a nuisance in crowded places.

That hiplet is not big enough to ride that fixie just yet.

Hiplet by skin.flute January 4, 2010

hiplet 

the keychain held by a carbiner clip hanging from the belt loop. Mostly worn by scene bands. Fake ones are not accepted.

Yo dude, I love your hiplet.

hiplet by RoseIsDipset May 5, 2009