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childbirth 

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.
childbirth by suze55 September 4, 2003

childbirth 

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend
Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain
childbirth by Julie October 25, 2003

childbirth 

Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication
childbirth by Drakhir September 11, 2003

childbirth 

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.
He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.
childbirth by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003

childbirth 

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.
Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.
childbirth by waffle September 7, 2003

childbirth 

It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.