Childbirth

1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

3. The reason men are luckier than women.

1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!

2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.

Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.

by Trishelle May 19, 2007

Childbirth

Something even rich people do because they're dumb and somehow like their own pain :/

childbirth is a horrible experience

by peoplearecrazy April 17, 2022

Childbirth

The one thing that turns me on sexually

Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing special, just my casual acitivity.
Friend: Which is?
Me: Watching childbirth.

by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 02, 2019

Childbirth

The one thing that turns me on.

Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing just watching childbirth again.

by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 02, 2019

childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

childbirth

pushing out a baby.

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.

by suze55 September 04, 2003

childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

by Julie October 25, 2003