Hipatitis B 

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.

Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."

Hipatitis B by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009

Hepatitis B 

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

Hepatitis Beeotch 

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"

"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!

Hepatitis Beeotch by Dylando April 15, 2009

Hepatitis BD 

Hepatitis BD is a severe case of Hepatitis, BD is short for Big Dick.

Person 1: Hey man I gotta tell you something serious

Person 2: What’s wrong man?

Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.

Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.

Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick

Person 2: haha very funny.

Hepatitis BD by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019

Hipatitis 

Terminal coolness.

He was very hipatitis

Hipatitis by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

Hipatitis

People who try so hard to be "hip" they gain Hipatitis. And then later on, they will get hip pain and osteoarthritis.

You so hip, Mr. Hippopotamus. But really, you got the Hipatitis and diabetes.

Hipatitis by Joepoe December 24, 2025