An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009
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Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
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by Dylando April 15, 2009
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Person 2: What’s wrong man?
Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.
Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.
Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick
Person 2: haha very funny.
Person 2: What’s wrong man?
Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.
Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.
Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick
Person 2: haha very funny.
by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019
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