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Hipatitis B 

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
Hipatitis B by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009
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Hepatitis B 

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

Hepatitis Beeotch 

Someone who rubs an open sore or cut on your clothing. thus giving you "hepatitis"
"kalani rubbed her gross cut on my pants that hepatitis beeotch!
Hepatitis Beeotch by Dylando April 15, 2009

Hepatitis BD 

Hepatitis BD is a severe case of Hepatitis, BD is short for Big Dick.
Person 1: Hey man I gotta tell you something serious

Person 2: What’s wrong man?

Person 1: I got a severe case of Hepatitis BD.

Person 2: Oh dang dude, that’s awful.

Person 1: Hepatitis Big Dick

Person 2: haha very funny.
Hepatitis BD by Zucc MCN January 18, 2019

Hipatitis 

He was very hipatitis
Hipatitis by Oracle99 April 17, 2003
People who try so hard to be "hip" they gain Hipatitis. And then later on, they will get hip pain and osteoarthritis.
You so hip, Mr. Hippopotamus. But really, you got the Hipatitis and diabetes.
Hipatitis by Joepoe December 24, 2025
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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