Hinsson 

Hinsson is a very handsome guy with a cute personality. He is deeply in love with mathematics and computer programming. He is a very hardworking guy that does his best in every test and exams. He doesn’t like to eat much food during his lunch, he often eat a bread for his lunch or even doesn’t eat anything. He has a very creative and funny friend besides him always since he is not a funny guy. Also, this man is totally obsessed with the name with double s, he thinks that this is his signature. He has a very bad hobby that he likes to abuse people who play tic-tac-toe with him, so no one ever played tic-tac-toe with him any more, though it is a fun game. He is a very good friend, so if you have a friend that called Hinsson, you are very lucky.

Hinsson love mathematics.

Hinsson by ceoklok_ December 1, 2021

hansson

The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.

Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off

hansson by yinker November 30, 2019

hinsonhui 

always doesnt know whats going on and acts so god damn serious.

Kelvin: LOL *blah blah blah says a joke*
Hinson: that's stupid.
Kelvin: you're stupid.
Panda: LOL YEAH YOU ARE nubsauce.
Hinson: i dont get it.
Panda: which one dick face the nub or the sauce ?
Hinson: the joke kelvin said.
Kelvin: LOL DUDE THAT WAS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.
Panda: k w/e imma make a hinsonhui urban dictionary for him cuz this is so funny
Hinson: whats funny?
Panda: wow i'm just gonna leave.

hinsonhui by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009

Hinson Middle School 

A middle school in Daytona Beach, Florida filled with stuck up kids who bully and harass people for fun, teachers who are irresponsible, and shitty lunch food. The relationships at this middle school usually never last beyond 8th grade, meaning getting into a relationship at this school is basically pointless, and they’re all extremely annoying and make you wanna cringe every time you see a “couple” at this school. Kids also juul or vape in class while the teacher isn’t looking, because they think they’re “cool” when they’re really messing up their lungs. Lesson learned, don’t go to this school.

“What middle school are you going to?”
“Hinson Middle School.”
“Good luck, my sister went there and she hated it.”

Hinson Middle School by acrylictoenails October 6, 2019

hinsonian existentialism 

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor

His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

hinsonian existentialism by stdmuffin November 5, 2009

Hingson 

a french word for "Lord" or something like that

That Hingson kid will kick your ass

Hingson by hingsonhingson March 20, 2009

Hinson 

a guy who likes samuel l. jackson and bob dole. One eyebrow is higher than the other. He reminds his girlfriend of dead birds. He also says "Youre a terrible stuntman," "this is madness," and "that's what she said," alot. Freakishly tall, poofy hair, and knows what the Harry Potter is.

"That Hinson is madness."

Hinson by MJMM October 9, 2008