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He who asks the most important questions, such as "Would you rather ride a horse or ride Obama?"
"Hilmir."
Hilmir by peepeehaha April 22, 2020
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Boris Yeltsin was a definite hilmir
Hilmir by S. Butts. February 13, 2010
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The Hilmir special 

You take a belt, preferably a brown or black belt. You ask the girl for consent to wrap the belt around her neck. You hold the belt with your non dominant hand while your fingers on your dominant hand penetrate her coochie. All the while you go down on her.
Chad: Dude, she came so fast
Brad: How did you do it?
Chad: I gave her The Hilmir special
The Hilmir special by Ha-Joon Chang October 18, 2020
French variance means cheerful- usually loves to watch Steve Harvey’s Family Feud’s Funniest Moments. Kind soul very funny!
Always a Hilaire to be around!”
Hilaire by ScaryStomps June 30, 2020
Hilmi is a name in Arabic. It means someone with that name mostly have a good attitude, kind and polite also talented in what he interest in.
Hilmi is good boy.
Hilmi by Heal me December 29, 2017

Hilmarsson's Dilemma

When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.
Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.
Someone who claps bootycheecks everyday and can bench 500 kilograms.

Has huge dick
Wow that guy has a huge dick he must be a Hilmar
Hilmar by Blackjacksackhack June 5, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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