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Hill$ong

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hellsing)
Hill$ong is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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hillsong united

a christian U2. the group is made up of many different songwriters and musicians. among them: brooke fraser (toured with john mayer) and michael guy chislett (the academy is...). more of a movement and less of a band, they continue to release both live and studio albums filled with heartfelt worship.
hillsong united is of epic proportions.
by Greg Andrews March 17, 2008
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hillsongish

Worship music that is loud and energetic, but often means nothing.
"Did that song just say, 'Yay God, you should check my heaven blog'?"
"Yeah, thats totally hillsongish"
by super happy worship guy 8 September 11, 2009
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hillsong church

A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.

Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!

Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.

Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!

Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz December 17, 2007
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