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Hilary Swank 

Masturbate; to have a wank.
Fuck I'm toey, I need to have a Hilary Swank.
Hilary Swank by Reverend Dizz February 11, 2019

Hilary (Swank) 

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

Hilary Swankin it 

A phrase used to describe someone with an adrogynous appearance, like Hilary Swank in the movie Boys Don't Cry. This is a slightly inappropriate comment because the movie is based on a real person and the storyline is sad BUT most people don't read that much into it and just get the point that Hilary Swank is unattractive as both male and female.
"OMG! Did you see what Leslie is wearing today? Totally Hilary Swankin it!"

"Man, I dunno what's up with Josh but he's been Hilary Swankin it ever since he watched that one episode of Oprah!"

Hillary swank 

The Everest of masturbatoratery challenges. Also rhyming slang for tough wank.
I had a Hillary Swank this afternoon, was at it for an hour!
Hillary swank by Mikey_b123 May 21, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026