High-Definition

The BEST way to watch your porn.

dude, i'm watching porn on my old TV

im watching porn to ...in high-definition ;)

by yamomzb October 13, 2011

High Definition

To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.

"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."

by TheEqualizer September 16, 2009

high definition

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

by Beelzemuff June 16, 2015

high definition

Viewing multi-media while lifted.

Dude, That 70's Show is sooooo much funnier in high definition.

by UmassMike June 18, 2007

high definition

The way Asians see the world

dude i just got a new high definition tv!
Thats awesome now you can see like an asian!

by aryk December 18, 2006

High Definition Burn

A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.

Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.

by UCTV July 13, 2010

Wide Screen High Definition Wall

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

by Tony Hale May 12, 2008