3 definitions by UCTV

Helen Kegger

The act of doing a keg stand with your eyes closed mimicking Helen Keller.

Jimmy did a bad ass Helen Kegger last night at the frat house.

by UCTV January 21, 2011

High Definition Burn

A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.

Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.

by UCTV July 13, 2010

samwise gonja

A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.

by UCTV July 12, 2010