Definitions by Beelzemuff

arctic farts 

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

arctic farts by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015

high definition 

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

high definition by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015

Ginger Fox 

Prince Harry.

Prince Harry wanted to go back to Afghanistan and they were stalling, so he partied naked in Vegas and they sent him back- he's sly like a fox- a ginger fox.

Ginger Fox by Beelzemuff September 7, 2012

cheddar 

Someone with intensely bright red/orange hair usually accompanied by lack of skin pigment, general soullessness and other such classic attributes.

He's not a ginger man, he's a cheddar.

cheddar by Beelzemuff August 31, 2012