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hide and go 

The game requires all but one person in a group to need to pee. That person counts to 10. The rest run off and try to empty their bladders before the seeker comes and finds them. The seeker is allowed to tackle any pissers they find, but this may cause both parties to become damp with urine. Those who aren't caught before fulling emptying their tanks are declared the victors.

If any persons are caught taking a piss within 20 minutes after the end of a game, or if any substantial evidence surfaces that shows that any victors gained an unfair advantage over the other participants in some way (pant pissing, being an old man with bladder problems, pissing into a pre-attached loose fitting condom), every true victor will receive one (1) slap to be used against each cheater at any time.

Exciting twists: nighttime, drunk, nighttime & drunk
Molly: "Hey man, let's go play a round of hide and go!"
Parker: "I don't have to pee, though."
Brianna: "That's okay, you can be the seeker."
hide and go by Jkejjs November 4, 2013
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hide and go fuck 

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.
Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.
hide and go fuck by Leekie (lol) August 8, 2009

hide and go seek champion 

Osama Bin Laden, hide and go seek champion:2001-2010
A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!
hide and go seek champion by Qitms2 November 13, 2013

hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.
Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."
hide and go fuck yourself by HACH November 30, 2006

Hide and go get it 

A version of hide and go seek played with boys on one team and girls on the other and when the boy findes the girl he gets to fuck her.
Yo i got to fuck Julia in the ass when we played hide and go get it.
Hide and go get it by Dirty-C February 13, 2005

Hide and Go Plank 

A game similar to hide and go seek, where instead of simply hiding like a scrub, you plank until you are found. Can also be done with owling or batmanning.
A: "Bro, wanna go play some manhunt?"

B: "Nah brah. Manhunt is for pussies. Let's do some Hide and Go Plank."

Hide and Go Streak 

A game in which one player closes their eyes and counts to 50 while the other player(s) run find a place to hide. The first one found must remove an article of clothing, and the last one found gets to be the seeker. When a player becomes a seeker, they can opt to put on one article of clothing, but this can only be done once per game. The game is over when a player is naked, and they must streak around a per-determined large obstacle. (ex. House, parking lot, city block, etc) Then the game reset and played again. Usually until police show up.

Also known as: Hide and Streak.
B - "Hey, Jacie! Wanna play 'Hide and Go Streak'?"
J - "Sure, Lets all go play it by Maucker!"

"Let's go pick up our son in jail." "...I don't know Hellen, the officer said it was some new flanged game. Hide and Go Streak."
Hide and Go Streak by Smadley September 26, 2012
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