hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.
Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*
by OrsonHunter January 08, 2011
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