Hidden Vallied

The act of rubbing ranch dressing on the mustache of a past out, unsuspecting person causing it to dry and crust on their upper lip.

I passed out at my buddies and when I woke up I saw that I got Hidden Vallied.

by ssdkay October 4, 2010

Hidden Vallied

When you perform a sexual act with Ranch dipping sauce (Hidden Valley or ranch with peppercorns) as lube.

"Man I got so wasted last night I hidden vallied"

I took this girl home with me last night dude, Man she Hidden vallied me.

by Blitzmp January 21, 2018