Hicktown

Gainesville, Florida. Where everyone talks with the most obnoxious country accent and wears jorts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Dude, why is Gainesville called a hicktown?

Because we're all jort wearin' douchebags and our quarterback for UF is a fuckin' cry baby and makes us all look like shit.
by FSUallTHEway December 21, 2009
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Hicktown

1)It's heaven on earth.

2)A small town in central texas. =)

3)Place to get away from all the commotion and where to tell northerners and assholes to fuck off.
2)I'm from hicktown, it's right up the road from austin.
by Crazy AZ June 22, 2009
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hicktown

1. A place where a hick or a redneck lives.

2. A song sung by Jason Aldean.
"We let it rip when we got the money. Let it roll if we got the gas. It gets wild yeah but that’s the way we get down in a Hicktown"
by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005
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Hicktown Blizzard

when a bunch of dudes sit nude in a circle and a couple girls come over and start shitting on their dicks. Then they ride, or suck them till they jizz. the goal is to make as many of the dudes jizz at the same time as you can. And when all the jizz shoots up into the air, it's a Hicktown Blizzard.
keswick sped: Yo, me and my hoes are gonna do some Hicktown Blizzards with the boys.
other keswick sped: OOOOO can I come??
by bigdaddygay November 19, 2019
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