Hicktown

Gainesville, Florida. Where everyone talks with the most obnoxious country accent and wears jorts 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Dude, why is Gainesville called a hicktown?

Because we're all jort wearin' douchebags and our quarterback for UF is a fuckin' cry baby and makes us all look like shit.

by FSUallTHEway December 21, 2009