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Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010
Word of the Day on November 30, 2010

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating 

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.
Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!
hibernating by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

Hyberdating 

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.
Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"
Hyberdating by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

hibernating squirrel 

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)
"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"
hibernating squirrel by Higg9 May 26, 2008

Hiberdating 

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.
Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class
Hiberdating by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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