Hiberdateing

The act of being in a relationship solely during the winter months, typically from November to February, for the purpose of having a winter companion to cuddle and spend time with during the cold season.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, just someone to hiberdateing with until the weather warms up.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023

Hiberdating

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.

Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!

by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

Hyberdating

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.

Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"

by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008

Hiberdating

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.

Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class

by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011