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Lol hi, do your nuts hurt? 

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.
Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*
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Used to describe the intelligence and the beauty of a female: Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Smart, Interesting, Just Amazing In All Ways, Sometimes a bitch (but still worth it)
She is such a hilola
You are so hilola

I can't believe how hilola you are
hilola by grj May 12, 2018
When something is so fucking hilarious it makes you laugh out loud.
It was hilolrius when Mauno accidentally nailed his nuts to a plank with the nail gun.
Hilolrius by BennyQT January 30, 2009

Hilolrious 

Pronounced He-lol-re-us

Like hilarious, only with more lols.
-A man walks into a bar... he has a drinking problem, and his marriage is falling apart- -HILOLRIOUS!-
Hilolrious by Gideon Pilgrim May 5, 2011
Hi and Lol mixed together as a way of saying hi lol when texting friends without using good grammar.
Today
Hilol.

Hey wassup dude.

Howsit
hilol by an orangutan who died on October 8, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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