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hey watch this by vernon dutton January 21, 2004
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A phrase that hillbillies/inbreeds/rednecks yell before they run off and do something really stupid like sleding on a gatorade machine, shooting themselves in the ass with a shotgun,boning their cousin and/or brother(oh sweet jesus), and riding a mechanical animal. This most often results in the death of the hillbilly or an innocent black man.
hey yall watch this by snowman33 January 4, 2006
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hey yall watch this
redneck: HEY YALL WATCH THIS
onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!
onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!
hey yall watch this by yer father/uncle/brother January 10, 2006
hey guys, watch this!
hey guys, watch this! by Racist Asian May 7, 2018
Hey, watch this!
Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Hey, watch this! by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013
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