Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.
"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.
by vernon dutton January 22, 2004
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Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
by Tyler the Narwhal April 11, 2013
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A phrase that hillbillies/inbreeds/rednecks yell before they run off and do something really stupid like sleding on a gatorade machine, shooting themselves in the ass with a shotgun,boning their cousin and/or brother(oh sweet jesus), and riding a mechanical animal. This most often results in the death of the hillbilly or an innocent black man.
If you here hey yall watch this call 911
by snowman33 January 5, 2006
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onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!
by yer father/uncle/brother January 6, 2006
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Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
by Racist Asian February 26, 2018
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Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'


Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
by Silverlock March 31, 2009
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