Hey Vsauce Michael Here 

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

Hey Vsauce! Michael here. 

The battle cry of the single most marvelous human known to man.

Michael: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. B u t w h a t i s h e r e ?"
Audience: "AUAUAUHAHGHGHGHAHHGHHGHGH?!"

Hey Vsauce! Michael here. by TheAnimatedDrawings July 25, 2017

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. 

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.

Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"

Hey, Michael by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

hey micheal vsauce here 

this is what little peasants say to the god named Micheal

"hey Micheal vsauce here" they said to the god

hey micheal vsauce here by mycityisengland January 3, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020