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Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
Hey, Michael by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Hey Vsauce! Michael here. 

The battle cry of the single most marvelous human known to man.
Michael: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. B u t w h a t i s h e r e ?"
Audience: "AUAUAUHAHGHGHGHAHHGHHGHGH?!"

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. 

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.
Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

Hey Vsauce Michael Here 

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.
Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

hey micheal vsauce here 

this is what little peasants say to the god named Micheal
"hey Micheal vsauce here" they said to the god
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026