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a better name (also superior) to call your favorite bestie.
A:Hey Hestie!
B:What's a Hestie?
A:Just means you're my bestie
Hestie by ewrrrrr July 5, 2022
Related Words
Hestie • hester • Hestia • Hettie • hesti • Hostie • heshies • Hesitext • hestekuk • hesterly

Hastience 

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
Three legendary individuals from Lafayette, Louisiana own this name. The all wreaked havoc at Lafayette High and their name still has legendary status.
Is that a Hesterly over there? Oh yeah he is an icon.
hesterly by tigerwoodsmn72 August 7, 2011
When used as a swear word, hostie may also written without the letters "h", "e" or without both letters.
It is a french biblical word (the sacramental bread) often used by canadians as a curse word. (specially in Québec) It is pronounced "us tea".
Like many other biblical words (such as "tabarnak", "calisse", "sacrament"...) hostie can be used as the following:
1. noun (to insult)
2. adjective (to enhance a lot - most common use)

Note: Other words, such as "calisse" (pronounced "Kah lyss") mentioned earlier, can also be used as verbs. ("M'a te calisser", which means "I'll give you", in a violent way)
1. Ah, mon hostie... (usually replaced by "Why you little...", but could also be replaced by any insult)
2. A) Un hostie de... (can be replaced by "really", as in "A really big cake")
Hostie by Le_Franco-ontarien September 10, 2010

hesticated 

a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time
"fuck it, im too hesticated!" "piss off you negro you're making me all hesticated"
hesticated by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008
Hester is the name of an amazing, funny and unique person. She has a truly one-of-a-kind personality and is the type of friend that you never knew you needed, but makes you smile every time you see her. She has a lot of questions, and often belittles her actions and comments, even though all her friends know that she is a genuinely amazing and witty girl.
Bigman 1: “Do you know hester?”
Bigman 2: “Yeah everyone knows her, I’m just lucky to be friends with her”
Hester by Bigman.2. September 6, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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