Hestie

When Cody calls you his bestie, his phone changes it to hestie, so it becomes a new word used to express highest status in the friend department.

Him:
"Course I'd tell you. You're my hestie."
"Bestie lol"

Her:
"Haha I knew what you meant - but this is now a new word."

Next day:
"Whattup Hestie lol"

by evolvingslowly August 17, 2021

Hestie

a better name (also superior) to call your favorite bestie.

A:Hey Hestie!
B:What's a Hestie?
A:Just means you're my bestie

by ewrrrrr July 5, 2022

Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

hesterly

Three legendary individuals from Lafayette, Louisiana own this name. The all wreaked havoc at Lafayette High and their name still has legendary status.

Is that a Hesterly over there? Oh yeah he is an icon.

by tigerwoodsmn72 August 7, 2011

Hostie

When used as a swear word, hostie may also written without the letters "h", "e" or without both letters.
It is a french biblical word (the sacramental bread) often used by canadians as a curse word. (specially in Québec) It is pronounced "us tea".
Like many other biblical words (such as "tabarnak", "calisse", "sacrament"...) hostie can be used as the following:
1. noun (to insult)
2. adjective (to enhance a lot - most common use)

Note: Other words, such as "calisse" (pronounced "Kah lyss") mentioned earlier, can also be used as verbs. ("M'a te calisser", which means "I'll give you", in a violent way)

1. Ah, mon hostie... (usually replaced by "Why you little...", but could also be replaced by any insult)
2. A) Un hostie de... (can be replaced by "really", as in "A really big cake")

by Le_Franco-ontarien September 10, 2010

hesticated

a verb 'to be hesticated' - to be extremely annoyed, agitated, claustrophobic and irritated all at the same time

"fuck it, im too hesticated!" "piss off you negro you're making me all hesticated"

by Chelsey Preston March 5, 2008

Hester

Hester is the name of an amazing, funny and unique person. She has a truly one-of-a-kind personality and is the type of friend that you never knew you needed, but makes you smile every time you see her. She has a lot of questions, and often belittles her actions and comments, even though all her friends know that she is a genuinely amazing and witty girl.

Bigman 1: “Do you know hester?”
Bigman 2: “Yeah everyone knows her, I’m just lucky to be friends with her”

by Bigman.2. September 6, 2019