Hersey 

An affluent highschool in Arlington Heights, IL. Lots of emo kids and preps go there.

Hersey Highschool won the 1987 state football championship.

Hersey by DrCrumb April 9, 2008

Hersey High School 

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.

Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.

Hersey High School by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010

hersey squirts 

A chocolate mess that resembles a melted hersey bar.

- Man, I had to run to the bathroom.

-Hersey squirts struck again, huh?

hersey squirts by THEpimpKNOWNasCOOL January 10, 2012

hersey squirt 

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

hersey squirt by ladysemen March 26, 2009

hersey vocab 

the language at hersey high school includes: might, syke, get em!, buff, and various quotes from jersey shore such as "come at me bro"

yo come at me bro, you MIGHT get em! you're real buff... syke! are some examples of hersey vocab words

hersey vocab by jhhssuup September 25, 2010

Hersey kiss 

The sexual act of dropping a soft brown turd into your partner's open mouth.

Jason loves to receive Hersey Kisses from his girlfriend.

Hersey kiss by Kittytitty31 March 4, 2018

hersey high 

high school in arlington heights full of teachers who all "coincidentally" went to U of I... only a few can teach and a few are cool, but the rest don't really know what they're talking about.

hersey high used to be a prison at one time. the windows are 1 foot by 3 feet big and the walls are a gaudy yellow. along with doors that used to weigh about 300lbs, the school was poorly designed.(apparently, they didn't think that 2 unconnected second floors are a problem.)

hersey high by fck the police October 25, 2011