Heropause

**Heropause** *(noun)*

The phase formerly known as menopause, rebranded to remove men from a process that was never about them. A woman's midlife pause to reassess, reclaim, and redesign her life after decades of putting everyone else first.
(Her-own-pause)

"Mum hit heropause and started saying exactly what she thought. Terrifying. Inspiring."

Heropause by StellaQueen June 11, 2026

herpasectomy 

the worst medical procedure known to man. It is when they cut out your balls that have been infected with herpes.

Tom screwed a nasty ho and got a bad case of ballular herpes...he had to get a herpasectomy.

herpasectomy by bob the cob September 11, 2007

Henopause 

The point at which chickens stop laying eggs. Usually about 5-7 years' old.

Larry: My chickens aren't giving me any more eggs!
Barry: That's the henopause for you, my friend.

Henopause by Gunglewack September 5, 2016

Henopause 

When a female chicken (hen) stops laying eggs

No eggs in her nest...must be Henopause

Henopause by yuba gurl June 4, 2018

Henopause 

When a female chicken stops laying eggs

No eggs in the nest for a while suggests Henopause for her.

Henopause by yuba gurl June 11, 2018