herpasectomy

the worst medical procedure known to man. It is when they cut out your balls that have been infected with herpes.

Tom screwed a nasty ho and got a bad case of ballular herpes...he had to get a herpasectomy.

by bob the cob September 11, 2007

hedupasectomy

The operation required to take your head out of your ass.

You're so full of it, you could use a hedupasectomy.

by rloge October 11, 2018

herpectomy

n. Removal of a herpetic lesion. A fanciful operation conceived by alternative practitioners and desired by ignorant sufferers.
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So I was all like, "I needs a herpectomy, I got a date tonight!" And he just stares down his stethoscope and says that operation don't exist. Don't exist! I see ads for it on those bus signs every day!

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016