Herndasaurus 

The term for when your male math teacher , acts like a dinosaur. Angry like a T-rex , and gets pretty heated like one too .

“My teacher is a real Herndasaurus”

Herndasaurus by ilovecats223 October 24, 2023

herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.

Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"

herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

Hornyasaurus 

350 milion years ago::
Hornyasaurus is one of the largest of the dinosaurs, feeding on leaves, Popsicles, and anything long and dick shaped.
Has a constanly itchy back that his tail just 'can't reach'.
Has a strange love for small, purple cars.
Banned from nine US states and wanted on child molestation charges.

In putt-putt travels through time, the Hornyasaurus tells Putt-Putt he can cross over his back only if he scratches his back. Putt-putt complies, and Hornyasaurus moans in a thankful manner. Hornyasaurus tells putt-putt:
"As far as i'm concerned, Putt-Putt, you can drive on me all day and all night."

Hornyasaurus by Elliot Krzr January 9, 2009

herbasaurusrex 

a herb to the gigantic scale

my neighbor is a huge herbasaurusrex.

herbasaurusrex by elassie January 11, 2008