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Hermaphrodon

The ancestor of the hermaphrodite. Fossils show that this dinosaur was 1000 feet tall, walked on two legs, and terrorized smaller creatures with both it's penis and vagina.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex bitched off when he heard the dreaded dick-queefs of the Hermaphrodon.
by Jack Noherpus August 17, 2010
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Hermaphrodisiac

Combining hermaphrodite and aphrodisiac not only makes my veiny 3 inch dick hard but it refers to when you are fucking the shit outta a ladyboy and can't seem to get enough of that sweet pussy and meaty cock or penis.
I was playing Scrabble with my Grandma and played the word Hermaphrodisiac. I defined it for her and she said it reminded her of Grandpa.
by David Bisbee July 4, 2019
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Hermaphrodyke

A person with both male and female genitalia that only has sex with other people of dual sex organ persuasion.
Williamina: Wow that dude-sister is so damn gender ambiguous, I would totally let it touch all my types of junk with all of its types of junk!

Blake: I am vaguely disgusted but understand that you are a hermaphrodyke.
by Paddo83 August 18, 2011
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hermaphrodite

A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics.
Quiet! I'm fucking myself. Need a condom...Don't want to get myself pregnant.
by FuckYourself October 26, 2004
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Hermaphropotamus

WTF. That thing looks like a Hermaphropotamus!!!
by akendall September 16, 2009
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hermaphrodite

A person like myself that has both male and female genitals. At birth the doctors didn't know what i was so my parents chose a sex for me. I am now a male. I was born with both ovarian and testicular tissue. You can still see some male and female sexual characteristics though I take hormones.
I am intersex, also known as a 'hermaphrodite'
by Salvatore Vitale S. September 18, 2007
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hermaphrodite

backround: originally coming from hermes, greek messanger god, and aphrodite, the greek goddes of love. hermaphrodite(with a long e sound) was originally the child of hermes and aphrodite, and was both male and female.

the ONLY definitions are as follows, if used for any other definition, the word has been used improperly or metaphorically.
1. a person who has both sets of sex organs (male and female), but not neccessarily having the ability to reproduce.
*technically it is possible for a hermaphrodite to use autosexual reproduction
2. MYTHOLOGY the child of hermes and aphrodite (read the backround)

hermaphrodite is also commonly, and INCORRECTLY used to mean a person with the secondary sexual traits of one sex, but the sexual organs of the other.

a hermaphrodite is not a super being, and human hermaphrodites often are often born sterile (unable to reproduce) and sometimes lack enough sexual hormones to sexually mature during puberty.

*note: it is believed that jamie lee curtis fits into the first definition; however, no one actually seems to definatively know. (who would want to find out?)
1. That hermaprhodite has a penis and a vagina.

INCORRECT Dude, she has boobs, i thought she was a she, but she has a dick! just a dick!(no female reproductive organs involved)
by astrocom January 3, 2005
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