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Herphew or Herfew 

Hanging out with the boys and getting hit on the phone constantly via calls and constant texts to get home.
Mikey is hanging with the fellas yet on his phone the whole time he is with them and getting called and texted over and over until he finally leaves while talking bad about his lady the whole time to the fellas and still leaving, he just got a Herphew or Herfew
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hefeweizen 

A unfiltered wheat beer orginating in Germanies barvarian region, while not completly exclusive to that area. The brew tends have a honey or golden hue and is quite clodey due to the large amount of yeast and sediment left in the beer.

One typically pours 90% of the beer into a large glass and then swirls the remainder of the liquid to removed the yeast caked on the bottom rim of the bottle. This is yeast mixture is then poured into the glass with the rest of the beer.
Flavor is extremely light, smooth and pleasant, the taste has been described as mild and sweet, with hints of banana and or clove
Typically German hefeweizens are the only way to go, thought California's Sierra Nevada -Keller Weis is right up there

Great German examples include:
Mahr's
Franziskaner
Paulaner
Hofbrau
Weihenstephan
Erdinger
hefeweizen by the brewmaster March 19, 2010
Pronounced
her few

A curfew placed upon a man by his wife girlfiend or ony other woman (see whipped)

No, man I can't play poker tonight. I've got to be home before my 7 o'clock hurfew.
Hurfew by Frodo and Yaz April 26, 2008
Any white old fat man capable of blowing fat clouds with a cigar
That guy over there looks like such a herfer
Herfer by Big Herfer 420 May 18, 2018

Hereward 

A monkey. If numbered, definitely second.
Hereward, stop throwing your feces at monkey number 4!
Hereward by cleanocity February 9, 2009
Herfen is a slang for Herfølge witch is a ghetto town in Denmark
"Where are you from mate? "
"Im from Herfen mate"
Herfen by Mr Preach September 8, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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