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Alexander the Great’s lover. The only thing that ever defeated Alexander was Hephaestion’s thighs.
That is Hephaestion Amyntoros, Alexander the Great’s advisor and lover.
by trumanklack April 05, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Alexander the Greats’ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.
Have you seen Hephaestion? He’s the coolest person to exist ever!
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