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hephaestion 

Alexander the Greats’ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.
Have you seen Hephaestion? He’s the coolest person to exist ever!
hephaestion by trumanklack April 5, 2021
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hephaestion 

An antigen is a foreign substance that enters your body. This can include bacteria, viruses, fungi, allergens, venom and other various toxins.
Carrie Nation cured Hephaestion. This included Hephaestus upon several nations.
hephaestion by zZUppey March 6, 2023

hephaestine 

1. fiery; hot.

2. hot-tempered.
1. The teacher has a hephaestine temper.
2. My friend is very hephaestine.
hephaestine by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

hephaestine 

That is an hephaestine book

hexhaustion 

What you feel after an extended period of practicing voodoo.
Hexhaustion can sometimes also occur just from wearily listening to someone ramble on about voodoo when you don't really believe in it.
hexhaustion by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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