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Hephaestion 

Alexander the Great’s lover. The only thing that ever defeated Alexander was Hephaestion’s thighs.
That is Hephaestion Amyntoros, Alexander the Great’s advisor and lover.
Hephaestion by trumanklack April 5, 2021
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hephaestion 

Alexander the Greats’ very cute fiancé who Alex loves with his whole heart and means the world to him. We love Hephaestion.
Have you seen Hephaestion? He’s the coolest person to exist ever!
hephaestion by trumanklack April 5, 2021
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hephaestion 

An antigen is a foreign substance that enters your body. This can include bacteria, viruses, fungi, allergens, venom and other various toxins.
Carrie Nation cured Hephaestion. This included Hephaestus upon several nations.
hephaestion by zZUppey March 6, 2023

hephaestine 

1. fiery; hot.

2. hot-tempered.
1. The teacher has a hephaestine temper.
2. My friend is very hephaestine.
hephaestine by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

hephaestine 

That is an hephaestine book

hexhaustion 

What you feel after an extended period of practicing voodoo.
Hexhaustion can sometimes also occur just from wearily listening to someone ramble on about voodoo when you don't really believe in it.
hexhaustion by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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