Hempatitis
Hempatitis by lolzigotolahser April 2, 2011
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Hepatitis C ya
Hepatitis C ya by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019
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Hipatitis B
An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
Hipatitis B by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009
Hepatitis B
Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
herpatitis
The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.
homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"
dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"
dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012
herpatitis g
Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"
Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"
Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Chris: "It means you're a whore."
-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"
Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"
Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Chris: "It means you're a whore."
-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"
herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004
herpatitis
The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.
Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.
herpatitis by dtr0286 August 22, 2009
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