hemorrhage

1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.

His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.

by Linton July 11, 2003

Hemorrhage

Memories are just where you laid them
Drag the waters 'til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was there something you left behind?
Don't you remember anything I said when I said
Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away
And leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
Oh, hold me now, I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you've left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie black and white
Dead actors fakin' lines
Over and over and over again she cries
Don't fall away

Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
And I wanted, you turned away
You don't remember, but I do
Ya never even tried
Don't fall away
Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh Hemorrhage

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 11, 2021

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

by BettyVega April 21, 2014

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009

Kommel-Hemorrhage

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

by spunkychick December 5, 2011

shit hemorrhage

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.

If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.

by wordcollector September 28, 2010