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The guy who doesnt talk alot in the beginning, but when you get to know him he is funny and sociable. He is also the guy to trust.
girl: I tell all my private stuff to Hemn
Hemn by shit brixks May 18, 2013
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A Hemn is a good friend, and a violent sub in a relationship. Don't be fooled by the exterior, these boys like to be pegged and dominated. When searching for a lover they think 'mummy kink', just to mention again they are a good and loyal friend.
Is that the Hemn's howl for mating?
Hemn by Wet_Cheetos November 22, 2021
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1. To be in agreence.

2. The want to engage in coitus or such acts with another.

3. Pure awesome-ness

Note: Usually done with disorderly or uncontroable hand gestures.
1. "oh man, I pwned that noob!"

- "Hemna!"

2. Good looking girl walks by

- "I just wanna give her the old ne-Hemna-Hemna!!"

3. Hemna hemna hemna
Hemna by meer-caat March 29, 2010

hemniversary 

Matt and I are celebrating our hemniversary on Tuesday!
hemniversary by K-radical February 19, 2010
A kind boy who jokes around with his mates. Loves fighting and protecting his family.
If u get in a fight with a boy called hemnit you better run
Hemnit by Next worldufcfighter February 19, 2019
To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.
Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."
hemness by Heather Hemness June 14, 2008
Cross between humanoid and hemorrhoid; a truly insufferable rat bastard that is a pain in everybody's ass; more hemorrhoid that humanoid and thinks they are doing you a favor being there.
Godfrey: " Oh crap, here comes Harvey- that annoying fat bastard!"
Gisele: " He is such a hemnoid"
Hemnoid by Largess August 7, 2012
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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