Helmwar 

A circumcised penis/prong/doodle/schlang

Shaniqwa "So I sucked this guy off on the weekend who had the best looking helmwar I've ever seen"
Rose "I love me a helmwar so much more then a dirty uncut beanie"

Helmwar by ScarloSS May 24, 2019

Helmwang 

When the penis is in the semi-hard form, looking remarkably like a large conker on the end of a piece of string, and whilst walking or running the bell end swings and bounces between the thighs, particularly common for men who wear boxer shorts.
Noun - Helmwang
Verb - Helmwanging

I was running away from the library, having been caught quumfing, and i had a nasty case of helmwang which left me breathless!

Helmwang by Carlos45 July 18, 2009

Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".

Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!

Helmarted by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

Helmarization 

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.

Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"

Helmarization by Helmarization Victims January 21, 2011

Helmtard

This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.

"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"

Helmtard by Übersetzen November 1, 2012

hellwarth 

An amazing metals teacher that likes fart jokes

Hellwarth told me to go fuck myself

hellwarth by ShopRat2 November 21, 2023