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Helmwang 

When the penis is in the semi-hard form, looking remarkably like a large conker on the end of a piece of string, and whilst walking or running the bell end swings and bounces between the thighs, particularly common for men who wear boxer shorts.
Noun - Helmwang
Verb - Helmwanging
I was running away from the library, having been caught quumfing, and i had a nasty case of helmwang which left me breathless!
Helmwang by Carlos45 July 18, 2009
Related Words
A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".
Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!
Helmarted by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

Helmarization 

To embellish a simple sentence or phrase to the point where it requires a thesaurus and dictionary to decipher.
Perpetrator: "I floated a query to engaged the necessary resources which could ostensibly handle the current issue presented to me as such."

Victim: "You asked for help with your problem?"

Perpetrator: "Yes."

Victim: "Wow, nice Helmarization!"
This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.
"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"
Helmtard by Übersetzen November 1, 2012

hellwarth 

An amazing metals teacher that likes fart jokes
Hellwarth told me to go fuck myself
hellwarth by ShopRat2 November 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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