helmethead

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

Helmethead

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

helmeted

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

by rw17 January 6, 2007

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

Helmet Head

A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.

Guy: Dude! My Helmet head hurts so much! I banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!

by Retwiler January 1, 2010