helmethead 

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

helmethead by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

Helmethead 

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

Helmethead by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior 

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

purple helmeted warrior by RicHARD September 23, 2003

helmeted 

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

helmeted by rw17 January 6, 2007

purple helmeted love warrior 

penis

purple helmeted love warrior by maxzilla June 24, 2003

Helmet Head 

A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.

Guy: Dude! My Helmet head hurts so much! I banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!

Helmet Head by Retwiler January 1, 2010