Helmberg

Helmberg is a word for describing someone who is completely disconnected from the rest of the world and has no idea what's going on, Helm being part of the word Helmet and Berg for ice berg, the relation is they are so disconnected they could get hit by a boat like the titanic and have no clue what is going on

"Oi Jon, did you hear back from Sam?"
"Nah, that geezer hasn't got a clue bruv, absolute Helmberg"

by BORING11223344 April 17, 2019

Eric Helberg

some kid from the boys and girls club summer camp

"yo, its eric helberg! wanna play kickball?"

by jamesjugglesjam February 14, 2021

Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

by Gelid May 6, 2014

Tobias Hellberg

He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.

Tobias Hellberg is the best math teacher ever!

by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019

Holmberging

Loudly accusing others of doing the exact same thing you do as a distracting tactic

He really didn’t want people to focus on his own actions, so he started holmberging.

by Fattabby June 17, 2021

Hellberglar

The act of/or someone who shits/skats on your feet to keep them warm at night. Can also be done during or after sex for pleasure.

Mike and Rob were very cold one winter night, with no electric or heat Kamil and Tj had to preform a quick hellberglar. Smullen watched.

by SlimShady772 April 7, 2020

hellberg

A badass dubstep artist who is not well known so go look him up.

He is most famous for his dubstep/house song with paperbatvg(dion anderson)

Friend: Dude have you hear hellbergs new song?

Friend 2: hell yeah bizznitch! i shat my pants and had a orgasm when i heard the drop

Friend: lol, me too

by forsTZ October 15, 2011