by TheSnitch March 30, 2011
A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely
by John D. Ledwigh May 12, 2011
A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
by JMCG2222 December 12, 2011
A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)
by Mint Milano March 20, 2019
Australian slang for a person (usually a woman) that is extremely annoying or strict, so much so that they may even break the law just to make a person miserable.
by The_Gronk_Of_The_Dog February 28, 2023
the most attractive man to walk the earth. amazing personality and could make you laugh even if you’re mad. anyone would be lucky to have a jaylen but not my jaylen cause he’s already mine. did i forget great in bed ?
jaylen heffernan and jaelyn are the cutest of them all
by Jaelyn Tillman July 1, 2018