A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely
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Get the heffernan mug.A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
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Get the Heffernan's Syndrome mug.A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)
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