A stuttering, mysterious Sears bound lad. Commonly goes by "cashier." Known for his dry humored jokes, and loves hitting on the babes. Tosh.0 is his love and finds pleasure and gets off to his good friend matt. Gets red on command and sweats profusely
by John D. Ledwigh May 12, 2011
by TheSnitch March 30, 2011
A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
also acceptable:
That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
by JMCG2222 December 12, 2011
Australian slang for a person (usually a woman) that is extremely annoying or strict, so much so that they may even break the law just to make a person miserable.
by The_Gronk_Of_The_Dog February 28, 2023
The coolest guy to ever live he is the best and is really cool. I hope James Heffernan becomes the king of the earth in a few years and later goes on to take over the universe. James you're so cool
James Heffernan is my best friend every
by Cyber2000 March 11, 2025
the most attractive man to walk the earth. amazing personality and could make you laugh even if you’re mad. anyone would be lucky to have a jaylen but not my jaylen cause he’s already mine. did i forget great in bed ?
by Jaelyn Tillman July 01, 2018