heewoo

A beautiful 6’5 dude who grinds in schoolwork and is a genius prodigy, will steal yo shawty within 7 seconds and brags a proud body count of approximately 50.

female: heyyy bitch i heard you talked with Heewoo the other day omg!!!

female 2: yasssss bitchh he was so attractive omg so tall and handsome too

by hahdbnebabd November 21, 2021

Heywood

A shitty town in north Manchester with a bunch of smack heads who rob from Morrison’s and dunnes

Oh hey yes heywood is ABSOLUTE WANK :)

by Raes kayani December 15, 2019

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005

HEEHOO BANAN

When u do something stupid with a banana.

stop HEEHOO BANAN with that banana

by HEEHOO BANAN July 9, 2020

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heewong Theory

combination of english and computer science, targeting dylan wong hoi mun and choi hee won, in 11 years the end of this theory will come

This is a Heewong Theory

by jeong hoo September 18, 2023