Mike Hawk

A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.

I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.

by Thuza February 16, 2006

Mike Hawk

A Rather humorous way of saying : my cock :

Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night

Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD

Don't you just like Mike Hawk

by Darien the brinter. February 3, 2009

mike hawk

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021

mike hawk

just say it

that guys name is Mike hawk

by Caedblaster_407 September 23, 2019

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 6, 2022

Mike Hawk's Mall

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud

Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.

by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009

ben dover and eat mike hawk

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020