Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.
Joe: Wait, so are you gay?
Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.
When you fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, yet have no sexual attraction to them. Usually happens between women and their gays.
Gay guy: something weird happened
Gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
Gay guy: but
Gay guy: no sexual desire Guy friend: yea right
Gay: i just love being with erh
Gay: her
Guy friend: so it's likkkkeeeeeee
Guy friend: a bromance, except....
Guy friend: a heteromance??
Gay: she is so awesom
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!