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Hedonic
Didn't make a hedonic cause I made an ontological case. You're deliberately deflecting from the case I made against to because it made you cry.
Hym "I made an ontological case. Not a hedonic case. Of God exists, I am an immortal soul... Trapped against my will... In whatever state God wills... And I will inevitably die... Not because I have to die... But because it thinks I deserve it... And after I do... I will exist in whatever state God wills... So, I have literally been kidnapped and imprisoned against my will... And I'm awaiting my own murder... That is the case I made. And if that is the case... The God is a kidnapper and murderer... And of kidnappers and murders are evil... Then God is ALSO evil... So, it's evil. God is literally a Solipsistic Narcissistic Psychopath and a child porn enthusiasts."
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hedonic treadmill
Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money
Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!
hedonic treadmill by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT)
The point in a video game wherein the challenge exceeds the fun. Mario Hedonic Threshold or MHT is named for the world's favorite digital Italian plumber, but the term could apply to any challenge a gamer finds sufficiently frustrating. MHT value necessarily varies according to an individual gamer's psychological characteristics and skill set.
Subject M's Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT) is as high as Rainbow Road. M didn't even break a sweat during that final lap! Subject L's low MHT, however, resulted in a broken TV screen and reports of a researcher being force-fed a Joy Con.
Mario Hedonic Threshold (MHT) by R. Electrico November 9, 2021
Cunnilingus Hedonist
A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019
Hedonistic
Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.
Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.
Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.
Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.
Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.
My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.
Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012
Hedonism
Hedonism by Host3ntropy June 25, 2005
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