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hedge hopping

going around with your mates and charging at random hedges in at anyones garden and throwing yourself into or over them to make people laugh at how stupid you look lauching yourself through the leaves n sticks, landing on your face in someones front yard
nick- lets go hedge hopping
danny- go for that one, go on.
nick flings himself through hedge
danny- hahahahahaha
nick- ouch shit, ive cut my arm and back
hedge hopping by Normo nick March 27, 2008

Hedgehogging 

When a girl's pubic hair is prickly, leaving her to look and feel like a hedgehog, either because:

1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.
Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...
Hedgehogging by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011

Hedgehogging 

Rampant sex on a sofa with the man on top of the lady, who is curled up in a ball, on her back, her knees at her breasts, head pushed forward and rammed into the corner of said sofa.
Peter and Penelope hadn't met up in several weeks. As soon as gorgeous Penelope lay on the sofa Peter entered her and within minutes they were passionately hedgehogging.
Hedgehogging by Big John Thomas September 16, 2010

hedgehogging 

the feeling when you need to poo and you can feel the poo on the edge of your bum hole going in and out like a cute little hedgehog going in and out of a hole
ruth: be right back adam, i'm hedgehogging
adam: okay take your time!
hedgehogging by ruthy123 January 5, 2012

hedgehogging 

When you have to take a shit so bad, your shit starts poking out of your bunghole like a hedgehog peaking out of his hole
Dude, pull the car over already, I'm hedgehogging
hedgehogging by Anonymous April 9, 2003

hedgehogging 

When a man in his twenties or early thirties (usually college aged) dates high school girls.
Dude, Anthony is totally hedgehogging. And the best part is, she thinks they'll stay together when she goes off to college!
hedgehogging by Miguel2010 July 19, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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