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hugecockavitis

a very rare and horrible disease that freakishly elongates a penis, acquired at birth. it only affects very few. to date only three people have been diagnosed: Elan see ELAN, Brennan, and Shaquille O'Neal. Erections have been witnessed that have caused debilitating effects. One by-stander said that when he saw someone with hugecockavitis perform a tornado spin Japan almost nuked "Godzilla"
A: DAMN DID YOU SEE THAT WHALE!
B: Dude, that wasn't a whale.
A: Don't even tell me...
B: Sorry man, i can't keep my hugecockavitis under control.
hugecockavitis by Anita Dix May 26, 2008

Hedgecock 

The well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. Often times cut into a distinct "strap-like" wall surrounding the genitals.
In advance of his big, third date, John extensively groomed his hedgecock
Hedgecock by Boston Blaster December 14, 2009

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.
Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!
A term used for a skinny looking transvestite who secretly brandishes a gigantic penis.
Me- You know nicole?
You- Oh yea, she's a hugecock.
Me- No Waii!
Hugecock by Vladgzhiv March 18, 2008

Hedgecock 

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.
Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!
Hedgecock by Mr. T September 28, 2004

hedgecock 

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"
hedgecock by Garfunkel Trubshaw October 6, 2006